Those crazy people from the Love Chocolate are improving my life again.
I went back to grab another can of Shibuya Mind Eraser Chocolate, and look what I found...
Watashi (私) means "me" or "I" in Japanese. And, let me tell you... naming a chocolate after the first person pronoun is a stroke of brilliance. After all, it already has your name on it.
So... try my love! It's nothing spectacular, but it's got my heart in it...
This has got to be the best dating sales pitch since the heady days of "You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night", "Free Mammograms!!!" and "Oh...come on... just the tip?"
Man... this can has everything. Yesterday, Me, Love, Begging, Silvery Reflection for contemplating your own soul. It's like an clipart portrait of teenagehood with a sweet chocolate centre.
/bonus points for reversing the polarity on the apostrophe.