This friday was a holiday in Japan. While I neglected to take the Saturday off, in the interest of saving it for a "big" trip, this still left me with an extra day to find trouble. It'll take me a few posts to suitabily distill the offensiveness and eliminate any of that wholesome fluff nobody wants.
Thus, good stuff is on the way!
TODAY, on the other hand, is not so good. In any sense of the word, really.
So consider this fair warning... I spent several stimulating hours pushing the "rotate" button in my picture folder (OMG CTRL K YOU GUYS, ROTFLOMGOMG!), so I'm going to sink to my ol' comic standby. That's right, today's post is entirely about humping unexpected objects. So, if you have better things to do with your time than look at me getting groped by a 12 foot tall stuffed panda bear, check back tomorrow.
Seriously. I'll put up some crazy engrish all this week, and you can enjoy that.
Why are you still here?
Gar. Ok. My consience is clear now. Let's sport humping!
Things that were groped this weekend:
1) A whole lot of cute chicks.
They were fully underage, but when you add their ages together, I'm sure they come out to at least 18.
er... 18 months.
3) Bronze boobies!
Great work, David! You're totally getting her nipples hard!
4) Concrete Cake
6) Oversized Bears
7) Inflatable Oversized Bears
8) Fictional Animal/Thing/Cartoon/Weirdness/Balls
You can't see it, but that guy in the suit is touching my buttocks.
10) Monkeys were spanked...
11) ...and the devil was given his due, JAIL style.
He said I "got a purty mouth".
12) Hey, they don't call this guy "Beefeater" because of the Gin, ok...
But seriously... when the drunken japanese people start to take off their pants in public, you'd better watch out... even if they are blurry.
flee*, lest you end up part of the show...
*"flee" (v) to not run out of the bar and start taking off your pants.
ah, fuck it. it's not like anyone will ever see the pics.
Since, after all, you all stopped when I told you to.
Best part of these pics: a lot less alcohol was involved than you suspect.