1) Attribution of human motivation, characteristics, or behavior to inanimate objects, animals, or natural phenomena.
2) Putting faces on shit and making it laugh.
I remember when I learned how to poop, and I was totally ripped off compared to this kid. For example:
1) None of my body functions ever had theme songs.
2) There is no way that any of my excrement has ever thanked me.
3) The celebration of my first successful pooping experience was limited to something along the lines of "Good Job!".