Props make the party

You can go ahead and file this post under

1) Reasons I don't share this address with my students

2) Shenanigans

3) Pictures my friends will kill me for posting.

4) Bwahahahaaaa!!!


So, last weekend there was a wee bash. As with any good bash, it was designed around creating the maximum number of possible reasons for people to come out and act crazy. These reasons included a Birthday Party (David's), a Saturday night, A Pyjama Party, and a Playboy Theme!

These last two themes are particularly liberating. Much like Halloween, Oktoberfest and University, they let people dress up in astoundingly foolish (...skanky?) clothing while assuming minimal personal responsibility for any photographic evidence that might appear on one blog or another.

A great many costumes, props and other shenaniganery were acquired, worn, and as rumour has it, removed by various gropey fingers. (you bad, bad people).

Anyway, without further ado, I would like to present some highlights from the First Bi-Annual Chateau John PJ party dress-like-a-crazy-person-at-night party.

Or...


Fun things that start with "B":

Balloons, Boys, Bathrobes, Boisterousness.


Bravo! Honourable "B" mention: Beards!



Ben!


Ben + Girl = Happy Ben.

Bear suits!


Yoko pulls off the pink bear suit better than I've ever seen a pink...bear...suit...pulled?


Boredom?


Oh... shit... there's one other thing...

umm...

BIG BOUNCY BOOBIES!!!


eYAH!! big, bold, beautiful bouncy breasts ROCK! (Especially FAKE breasts...on...Brent?)

Why?


Well...the boys paid extra attention to me...




...and the girls were jealous of me...




Heck, I even got to share my back pain with my sistahs.





There was a downside though, as some strange guy kept trying to do strange things to my breasts!!!


/at first it was strange, but eventually I liked it...


Ah... who are we kidding. There's only one thing that brings the boys out time and time again. It even starts with a "B".


BISEXUAL TENDENCIES!!!

(aka...lipstick lesbians!!)











Lucy wins for enjoying it the most!!!




Triva: How many drinks do you think I consumed at this party?

a) 0: Drive-home-sober.

b) 1-5 Standard drinks, responsibleish for a party..

c) 6-10...er...ish...whee!!!hooo!!!

d) Way too many to count, so much so that I went crazy and ran around with fake breasts.



Place your bets?

And the answer was...

"a"!


That's right folks... I was high on life, lemon juice and the ego trip that comes from being the 'biggest' girl in the room.

... that was...until another guy showed up with another set from the same...er...shop.

Bitch.



English help:

Boisterousness: acting in a rowdy or childish manner. Being very active, or too full of energy. Like small boys.

lipstick lesbians: girls that will kiss other girls, but little else. Often used to refer to girls that touch each other at the urging of (or to cause urges among) boys.