Wednesday, January 17, 2007

A small favour




First of all, I love it when things speak for themselves. I mean... what the hell can I say that makes this funnier? Nothing. Spanky Favour. Bahaahhahah...

Er, but I suppose I can add more of the same.



Super extra bonus points for the part of the sign at the bottom, which if you look closely says "Breed". I think they might have meant "Bleed", which can mean "one thing mixing into the other", but it sounds pretty funny when they seem to be offering you the chance to make someone pregnant for an extra 10 000 yen on top of the price of your haircut.

That's not a bad deal, actually. $300 for a hair cut, $100 for some risky sex. Until then, I'd sure like a spanky favour.



/with special thanks to David. Expect more of his awesomeness in coming days.

5 comments:

ed said...

"Braid"?

Merry Man In Japan said...

Right you are. Braid.


/Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.

ed said...

/Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.

Q-tip? What's that some kinda softy canadian health care?

Link

Merry Man In Japan said...

Well... yeah... and it's also a Simpsons reference...

Here's the whole exchange.

Bart : [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask
him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go,
I'll just say, "Yes!"
Homer's Brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?
Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Bart : [through clenched teeth] Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.
Homer: [through clenched teeth] Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.
Both : D'oh!

Merry Man In Japan said...

stay tuned for an ear care related post...