Japan is a hilarious place. I have managed to make a great many jokes (mostly at my own expense)... but now and again something comes along that almost goes beyond words.
If they say a picture is worth a thousand words, these next ones would probably fit pretty well with 333 each of "What", "the" and "fuck". (for you mathy people with your fancy adding, feel free to add one "man?" at the end to make it an even thousand.
I didn't know you could order this "to go..."
Cokeheads look at these people and think "You've got too much money, man."
In the train station convienence store, teenage clerks take security very seriously.
I swear, one of these days I'm going to see a "Let's not terrorism!" sign....
Also, a new contender has emerged to challenge "Sensei, you go in and you go out, but do you go down?" for the BEST ACCIDENTAL ENGLISH FILTH award.
The lesson: "Saying you're sorry."
What the student meant: "Sorry for stepping on your foot."
Quote: "Sorry for coming on your shoe."