So... I just got this email:
In case you're wondering, I did in fact go celebrate with her. We celebrated a few times that night, and then again in the morning. All the celebrating left my abs pretty sore, but other parts of me felt dandy. Celebrating is fun. I recommend it.
Good work, my anonymous buddy. That there is some good, clean fun.
I'll return us to our regularly scheduled PG programming soon. Until then, you can feel free to block this this post out of your memory, and claw out your eyes.